She knows.
Now you will too.
From a running toilet to a zero-turn mower. From cast iron to sourdough. LaLa has spent a lifetime figuring out how things work. Now she's showing you.
Nothing intimidates her.


Okay. What are we dealing with?
Pick the thing that's bothering you. She's probably already made a video about it.
Fix It
Drains, toilets, walls, doors, tools, plumbing, basic repairs.
HomeHome
Maintenance, cleaning, organization, appliances, seasonal preparation.
OutsideOutside
Garden, lawn, mower, outdoor equipment, weather preparation.
KitchenKitchen
Cast iron, sourdough, cooking, equipment, old-school tricks.
ToolsTools
What you actually need, how to use it and what is worth buying.
LifeLife
The practical things nobody ever showed you.
Don't know? Ask LaLa.
Tell her what's happening. Eventually you'll be able to show her.
- 01Don't panic.What is actually happening?
- 02Let's see what we're dealing with.Plain-English diagnosis.
- 03Here's what you need.Tools, supplies, cost and difficulty.
- 04Here's what we're going to do.Clear steps.
- 05Here's where we stop.When DIY becomes unsafe, expensive or stupid.
- 06LaLa Knows.The trick nobody tells you.
DIY LaLa
Do it yourself. LaLa will show you how.
Every Woman Should Know Where This Is
WatchStop a Running Toilet Before Calling Anyone
WatchThe Five Tools Every Woman Should Own
WatchChange Your AC Filter
WatchBefore You Call an Electrician, Check This
WatchYes, You Can Drive a Zero-Turn Mower
Watch

Looks good. Works harder.
LaLa's signature bandana is being developed as a cooling neckerchief for hot days, dirty jobs and women who still have things to do when it's 100 degrees outside.
- Cooling technology
- Hidden zipper pocket
- Lightweight and breathable
- Sun-safe coverage
Because Texas is hot and the work still needs doing.
Tell Me When It Drops
Everybody needs a LaLa.
LaLa is the woman people call.
Not because she claims to know everything. Because nothing intimidates her enough to keep her from figuring it out.
She is the person who brings the food, shows up with the wrench, remembers your birthday and stays until the problem is solved.
And if she teaches you something once, she expects you to know it next time.
The woman behind everything she knows.
Opinions, stories, rules and the things mothers and grandmothers used to teach.
LaLa Says
Opinions, freely given, rarely wrong.
Things LaLa Won't Waste Money On
The list is longer than you'd think.
Things Worth Paying For
Buy it once. Cry once.
What My Mother Taught Me
Some of it took forty years to appreciate.
LaLa's Rules
Non-negotiable, mostly reasonable.
Things Every Woman Should Know
Starting with where the water shutoff is.
Ask LaLa
The questions people are actually asking.
Around LaLa's House
What's growing, breaking and baking this week.
Get smarter about your own damn house.
One useful thing from LaLa at a time. No nonsense.